One thing I hate about the first day of classes: teachers always want you to fill out an index card of information, usually including questions to get to know you better.

This week’s stupid question: How are you planning to use this course to enrich your major?

Unfortunately, it’s for a Rhetoric & Writing course which I would not willingly take if you paid anything less than… well, anything at all. I really do not like writing classes. And I like taking classes that I’ve already taken even less.

Granted, it was a “lower division” rhetoric class, according to my advisor, but I had to write research papers with arguments–some of which I had posted back when I took the class–and I really wish I wasn’t being subjected to it again.

But, being the good English that I am, I won’t grumble too much about actually having to take the class.

Now, grumbling about how I hate the work that has to be done? Expect much of that.

The notecard thing isn’t very creative, of course. A lot of teachers make us fill out notecards at the beginning of the semester, mostly because they want a valid email address. The other questions are just fluff. A “what’s your major” question in a class that is a core class for that major? Just silly.

The only creative “get to know you” class starter this semester was actually in my British novel class; we had to make name plaques for our desks with crayons, so that our classmates can learn our names.

Which is just silly. Everyone will know my name by Thursday because I talk too much, and ME’s because she’ll be the one telling me to shut up.