Yesterday was the first really sunny, cloudless day this spring. Which of course meant that everyone was out.
It’s a bit strange to see so many people out, considering for the last month everyone has been hiding under umbrellas or in doors to stay out of the rain. But, along with seeing these strangers, I get to see all the things they do with one another.
That’s right, I’m talking about public displays of affection. PDAs as you will, is not something I can claim to have never done. Along with any high schooler, I have made out in public, hung all over my boyfriend, and in general made myself look like the tart that I was. But I out grew that.
I have dated [redacted] for over three years now, and I think that only once have we ever made out in public (It was during a movie, and we were in the back row. And on our first date). We’re not very much into PDAs, and at most hold hands. Occasionally there is the quick peck, but never full-on making out.
But, I understand the high school kids, and don’t begrudge them their fun. After all, I did it too.
However, yesterday I was walking from work to the bus stop, and I saw the most… Okay, I don’t know how to describe what went through my head. At 5:15pm (I looked at my watch after I saw this), in full daylight on a perfectly respectable street, I saw a girl giving the driver of her car a blow job. I have no idea how old she was. He looked to be in his late teens, early twenty’s, and enjoying every minute of it. I had to look away, because I was going to laugh badly. And I really wanted a cop to pull up beside them.
Occasionally, on the way to the office after school, I’ll see people in mall parking lot making out on their lunch break, but that has to be the first time I’ve ever seen an actual sexual act during the day that I wasn’t involved with.
So, I suppose this whole rant is really a question in disguise: Why would you (or anyone) perform sexually when there is a crowd? I mean, I understand why the risk of getting caught makes it hotter, I still couldn’t do it in a car traveling down a busy street.
It was just a very strange thing to witness in the middle of the day. And I wanted to share my experience with everyone else. Not that anyone else wanted to know.
—”Add Misson,” Topsy Tuvy: Apex Theory
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