As I’ve been searching for the perfect sock pattern for my perfect yarn, I’ve come to a startling discovery.

I apparently have rather large feet for a woman. I knew this already. It was quite evident to me at thirteen, when I had to buy size 10 shoes. Especially when there were no cute shoes left. I think this gave me a slight loathing of shoes…

Anyway, all the patterns I’ve been looking at list the size as for an “average” woman’s foot, ranging from 6 1/2 to 7 1/2 inches around the foot. Which is depressing, since my foot is 8 1/2 inches on a good day. I suppose I really shouldn’t be surprised, but still, it would be nice to knit a pattern without trying to alter it for size.

I suppose I should go look at the patterns I’ve already knitting (Broadripple and Jaywalker, for example) and see what they list as the “foot size.” If it’s the same as what all these patterns are telling me, then I’ll be fine.

If it’s different, then I might just have to cry myself to sleep tonight, because I think I want to knit the Fancy Silk Sock from Nancy Bush’s “Knitting Vintage Socks”, and it says that the finished sock has a foot circumference of 7 1/2.”

Update: Oh, I checked alright… Broadripple doesn’t post a target foot circumference, and Jaywalker lists its as 8 inches. Well, I wonder just how much that half inch matters?

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